A Very Drunken Halloween Night

Anna Nicole and Howard K. Stern

1. Three hours of makeup for "Anna Nicole"
(aka Merry Mel)

2. A long, roundabout drive to a Port Prozac bar, sporting a very large costume contest.

3. Getting absolutely smashed while girls screamed "Anna! Anna Nicole" at Mel as I drank, drank, drank.

4. Dancing with Mel in order to try to win contest.

5. All is blurry after that- Mel tells stories of me freaking the urn on the dance floor, shouting for Wendy's on the way home, eating like a cow and making no sense whatsoever back at my apartment..... but I do not remember any of it.

I just know I woke up drunk in the morning with Wendy's wrappers on the kitchen floor.

Overall... a success.